why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

In case you haven't seen it, a high quality upload of the pumpkin head dance was uploaded to youtube -- UNEDITED. You see, only the first minute or so was ever aired.

BUT HE RECORDED A DANCE TO THE WHOLE SONG IN CASE THEY WANTED TO USE MORE.

May this be a blessing upon your timeline.

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Jane Goodall 🌹

me and the girls should be getting sloshed at the local mexican place off margs and eatin chips and queso but nooooooo all we can do is fuckin talk on discord… fuck this shit

when the lord you’re sworn to doesn’t uphold his chivalric values

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did something happen to Spiders Georg

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R.I.P. Spiders George 2013-2017

He was an outlier. But he counted.

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Aboriginal Sculpture of a Camp Dog angel carved in Aurukun

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More i Grow my body Stonger. More i Learn my head gets Longer. More i Eat my belly Bouncing… More i Fight my foes i’m Trouncing.

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More i Sing my voice gets Louder… More i Boast my pride gets Prouder… More i Run my speed gets Upper… What about you Mother Fucker…

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normally this is when people reblog posts like this and say something like “i was on so much painkillers when i made this” but that doesn’t apply here. i was completely lucid when i made this. i can remember writing this phenomenal post with crystal clarity. for me, it was typical. i could do this kind of thing every day if i wished to.

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

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Beachcombers

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